*coughs* can someone explain to me what dangan ronpa is *coughs violently*

wurnbo:

what to do if u dislike a tumblr blogger:

• unfollow them
• done

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

1. love yourself like kanye loves himself
2. believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself 
3. know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

selfish-thought:

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

still laughing at this omg

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

lolminoot:

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind)

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

tyleroakley:

Go on.

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

(Source: epic-humor)

squldward:

theyellowbrickroad:

why are australians so much hotter than like 80% of the population is there something in the air over there

Venom

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

phisting:

i think they look good